Does Adrian Peterson have CTE?

Does Adrian Peterson have CTE?

The symptoms of CTE include memory loss, confusion, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression, depression, anxiety, suicidality, parkinsonism, and, eventually, progressive dementia.

CTE is caused by repetitive brain trauma, such that occurs on a regular basis in football.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Adrian Peterson and many other NFL players in the news lately have CTE. Sure, they…

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Update: Unicorn Blog

In case you didn’t know, I have a blog devoted entirely to rating unicorn images. Today I take a look at the Hello Kitty controversy and as always, give a completely non biased review of this unicorn image.

Read it HERE

or here: http://unicornratings.tumblr.com/post/97162502699/new-evidence-has-surfaced-claiming-that-hello

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unicornratings:

New evidence has surfaced claiming that Hello Kitty is not a kitty, and is in fact a human girl. This is of course upsetting to the human girl populations around the world who assumed they were cat lovers. Turns out, they are actually hairy human girl lovers.
Needless to say, the mythical creature world is freaking the fuck out as allegations of deception are being tossed around like a midget at a midget tossing toss-o-rama festival tossing event.
Unicorns, as well as Frosty the Snowman, Mickey Mouse and Dog the Bounty Hunter are most notably under scrutiny to prove that they really are what they claim to be. Is Frosty a snowman? Is  Mickey a mouse? Is Dog the Bounty Hunter a walking mullet commercial?
One things for sure, Unicorns have nothing to hide. To prove it, they have been going out of their way to show their love and support for Hello Human Girl. They aren’t afraid to pose in front of paparazzi! Love the pink and yellow tail swooshes and the jointless legs. The 24 karat gold and pearl friendship anklet on the rear leg is breathtaking. It’s a great way to accessorize and show that you have friends. And don’t we all have a friend in this unicorn? Nice eyeball shape. Great flat stomach area. 10 stars

If you only read one thing about unicorns today, make it this blog!

unicornratings:

New evidence has surfaced claiming that Hello Kitty is not a kitty, and is in fact a human girl. This is of course upsetting to the human girl populations around the world who assumed they were cat lovers. Turns out, they are actually hairy human girl lovers.

Needless to say, the mythical creature world is freaking the fuck out as allegations of deception are being tossed around like a midget at a midget tossing toss-o-rama festival tossing event.

Unicorns, as well as Frosty the Snowman, Mickey Mouse and Dog the Bounty Hunter are most notably under scrutiny to prove that they really are what they claim to be. Is Frosty a snowman? Is  Mickey a mouse? Is Dog the Bounty Hunter a walking mullet commercial?

One things for sure, Unicorns have nothing to hide. To prove it, they have been going out of their way to show their love and support for Hello Human Girl. They aren’t afraid to pose in front of paparazzi! Love the pink and yellow tail swooshes and the jointless legs. The 24 karat gold and pearl friendship anklet on the rear leg is breathtaking. It’s a great way to accessorize and show that you have friends. And don’t we all have a friend in this unicorn? Nice eyeball shape. Great flat stomach area. 10 stars

If you only read one thing about unicorns today, make it this blog!

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The 2009 Minnesota Vikings

The 2009 Minnesota Vikings

Do you guys remember when Brett Favre played for the Vikings? In 2009 we were 12 and 4, winning our division. (The second year in a row.) We were one game away from the Super Bowl! Nay, we were 3 points away. We lost to the Saints in Over Time, 28-31.

Watching Brett Favre lead our team in a purple jersey was surreal! (Though I suppose if he was in a green jersey it would have been confusing.) And…

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My Rules For Headlining a Show

My Rules For Headlining a Show

The best part about being a headliner, is that you get to make all the rules. It’s awesome, and it’s why everyone wants to be the headliner. The MC doesn’t get to makeup a single rule, and they’re not allowed to wear mascara. At least not at any of MY shows. (wink, that’s one of my rules.)

Next Tuesday, September 2nd at 9:30pm I’m headlining at Flappers Yoohoo room in Burbank Californina!

To buy…

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The people of the public library. (at Lake Calhoun - North Beach)

The people of the public library. (at Lake Calhoun - North Beach)

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unicornratings:

The Kentucky Derby is a dumb event where dumb famous people gather to wear dumb hats and look at dumb horses. It doesn’t hold a candle to the Kentucky Derby for Unicorns AKA the Unicorn on the Cob Starfruit Gatorade Sunshine Butt Hotel Dove Moonbeam Squirrel Flower Hippie Shimmer Shimmer Glitter-Soup Unicorn DERBY.
So why am I mentioning the “Unicorn on the Cob Starfruit Gatorade Sunshine Butt Hotel Dove Moonbeam Squirrel Flower Hippie Shimmer Shimmer Glitter Soup Unicorn DERBY?” It just so happens that the winner of last years derby is pictured above. Yes indeed. Her name is Jessica, but her human insists on calling her “Bubble Gum Dancer,” because humans rarely ask their animal friends what their names are. It’s quite rude, and then they’re surprised when they don’t answer!
Look at Jessica’s ankles and knee joints. Just look at them. Are you looking at them? They’re GLORIOUS! I know that the ankles are a little hard to see because of the glistening fog, but even through the haze, it is obvious how beautiful and sturdy they are. Mr Unicorn God knew what he was doing when he made unicorn legs. I only wish Unicorn Giraffes were a thing so I could have even more legs to look at.
Congratulations Jessica, on your big derby win. Fantastic tail hair, I love that it comes out of the perfect part of your butt. Not too high. Not too low. Lovely face skin. 10 stars.

Finally, a non biased review of Unicorn Images!

unicornratings:

The Kentucky Derby is a dumb event where dumb famous people gather to wear dumb hats and look at dumb horses. It doesn’t hold a candle to the Kentucky Derby for Unicorns AKA the Unicorn on the Cob Starfruit Gatorade Sunshine Butt Hotel Dove Moonbeam Squirrel Flower Hippie Shimmer Shimmer Glitter-Soup Unicorn DERBY.

So why am I mentioning the “Unicorn on the Cob Starfruit Gatorade Sunshine Butt Hotel Dove Moonbeam Squirrel Flower Hippie Shimmer Shimmer Glitter Soup Unicorn DERBY?” It just so happens that the winner of last years derby is pictured above. Yes indeed. Her name is Jessica, but her human insists on calling her “Bubble Gum Dancer,” because humans rarely ask their animal friends what their names are. It’s quite rude, and then they’re surprised when they don’t answer!

Look at Jessica’s ankles and knee joints. Just look at them. Are you looking at them? They’re GLORIOUS! I know that the ankles are a little hard to see because of the glistening fog, but even through the haze, it is obvious how beautiful and sturdy they are. Mr Unicorn God knew what he was doing when he made unicorn legs. I only wish Unicorn Giraffes were a thing so I could have even more legs to look at.

Congratulations Jessica, on your big derby win. Fantastic tail hair, I love that it comes out of the perfect part of your butt. Not too high. Not too low. Lovely face skin. 10 stars.

Finally, a non biased review of Unicorn Images!

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Topical Storm Andy!

MOST PIERCED MAN
The Most Pierced Man in the world was denied entry to Dubai last week. Unable to James Bond his way in, it’s apparent none of his piercing’s are Brosnan.

The Most Pierced Man in the world was denied entry to Dubai last week. He was scheduled to appear at a circus themed bar event. But like the man’s face and genitals, they decided to “put a pin in it.”

CANDY CRUSH
King Digital,…

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Topical Jokes! August 16, 2014

Topical Jokes! August 16, 2014

POISONED TEA
A woman is in critical condition after accidentally drinking poisoned tea last week. Police suspect Walter White, and kind of think the woman had it coming. I mean, who even mixes Stevia into their tea?

To be honest, We’re not sure if this is a news story or if the reporter just finished watching the series finale of Breaking Bad.

THE REDHEAD STUDENT
A redhead was sent home from…

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Ahhhhhhsavvenyaaaaa!

Ahhhhhhsavvenyaaaaa!

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Fishing against my will. (at Lake George Regional Park)

Fishing against my will. (at Lake George Regional Park)

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There’s just something about hammocks. (at Lake George Regional Park)

There’s just something about hammocks. (at Lake George Regional Park)

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Do Comedy Contests Matter?

Do Comedy Contests Matter?

In 2010 I performed in the Boston Comedy Festival. I was extremely excited and honored to be a part of it, and had high hopes that this festival could help direct my career towards a fast track to stardom. Or at least a TV credit. The first round went great. I drew 2nd, which isn’t horrible. Going first is called “Taking the bullet” because it really is like being sacrificed for the benefit of…

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We’ve trained our cat to vacuum the walls!

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Home sweet NoHo.  (at 170 Fwy)

Home sweet NoHo. (at 170 Fwy)

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