Dora, The Mexican DoorIt’s only okay for a man to push a woman down the stairs if she’s wearing a slinky dress. You spelt…View Post

Dora, The Mexican Door

It’s only okay for a man to push a woman down the stairs if she’s wearing a slinky dress.

You spelt…

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Zombie Tweet!https://twitter.com/andyerikson/status/205385130754310144View Post

Zombie Tweet!

https://twitter.com/andyerikson/status/205385130754310144

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2 days ago · 2 notes

We’re all super duper.I make the best honey, although, sometimes it’s too sweet. Sorry that was a humble bumble brag. Ohh…View Post

We’re all super duper.

I make the best honey, although, sometimes it’s too sweet. Sorry that was a humble bumble brag.

Ohh…

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4 days ago · 0 notes

Doodle I whipped up using a paint app on my phone.

Doodle I whipped up using a paint app on my phone.

1 week ago · 1 note

Top Tweet on Favstar.fmhttps://twitter.com/andyerikson/status/61941533175324673View Post

Top Tweet on Favstar.fm

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1 week ago · 1 note

Here comes trouble.Ponies would make terrible magicians. Because they only know one trick. Have you heard? Will Smith…View Post

Here comes trouble.

Ponies would make terrible magicians. Because they only know one trick.

Have you heard? Will Smith…

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1 week ago · 2 notes

Polar bear!

Polar bear!

1 week ago · 3 notes

My Tamagatchi loves pizza too.

My Tamagatchi loves pizza too.

2 weeks ago · 3 notes

The frontier and the backtier.I ate some bad pizza and I got pizzeria. I have a hidden agenda. Item number 1, find my agenda. I…View Post

The frontier and the backtier.

I ate some bad pizza and I got pizzeria.

I have a hidden agenda. Item number 1, find my agenda.

I…

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2 weeks ago · 2 notes

Varsity Oranges.Every zoo is a petting zoo if the security guard isn’t looking. Only fancy people can use the…View Post

Varsity Oranges.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if the security guard isn’t looking.

Only fancy people can use the…

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3 weeks ago · 0 notes

Whoa. Louis.

Whoa. Louis.

3 weeks ago · 9 notes

It's a Vine Film Fest!

http://www.devinefilmfest.com

3 weeks ago · 1 note

Skyfall - the sequel to chicken little.

Ties are just super weird necklaces for professional men. You can’t fool me.

When I was a kid we played the game operation without batteries so there was no buzzing sound if you messed up. Not because my parents wanted to teach us that surgery was easy…

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The Year of the Ground HogI can’t be the first person to put Squirt Soda in a squirt gun, but I’m probably the first person…View Post

The Year of the Ground Hog

I can’t be the first person to put Squirt Soda in a squirt gun, but I’m probably the first person…

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Great Scott! Bananas!You can’t settle down with a person who has ADHD. “Luke, I am warm water.” Quote from Star Wars…View Post

Great Scott! Bananas!

You can’t settle down with a person who has ADHD.

“Luke, I am warm water.” Quote from Star Wars…

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